Preventing the homeless look

I have seen some friends try and grow some cool beards, but the main problem is the homeless look. Throw on some old clothes and push a shopping cart around and you are a genuine bum. Everyone wants to grow a sweet Jesus beard but nobody wants the homeless look. Here are a few tips that will help prevent you from creeping people out:

  1. Keep everything else well groomed.  Keep your hair cut short, take a shower every day and wear clean clothes.
  2. Wear nice clothes.  If you are trying not to scare people, put on some snazzy clothes to compensate for your scraggly beard.  Don’t just throw on a blazer… Maybe a nice collard shirt (no holes or stains) or a good button-down.
  3. Iron your clothes.  Wrinkled clothes make you look more homeless.
  4. After eating, check to see that half your lunch isn’t still in your beard.  This is a dead give-away that proves you are clearly a bum.

The general idea is to do anything a bum wouldn’t do.  Drive a fancy car, wear nice clothes and don’t walk around with a shopping cart full of all your possessions.  Stay aware of your appearance and you won’t be scaring away all the girls.

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